assyta 

assyta is the hottest person alive

assyta is a bad bleep

assyta by assyta November 21, 2021

Asstapalyzation

Commonly used by 8-3
Created by Shadon Evans mostly used by Prince Dixon
1. Used to substitute almost any word.
2. Used to sound smarter due to its long pronunciation.
3. Often used to describe something.

Example1
Teacher: How far is the Earth from the sun?
Student: Well miss, the Asstapalyzation of the earth is about ......... therefore ...........

Example 2
Friends: Water is wet
Other friend: Actually the Asstapalyzation of water is ......... so technically water is actually...........

Asstapalyzation by VintageBandit March 7, 2020

Asstaurant 

A restaurant where the food tastes like ass.

guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.

Asstaurant by big uncle G June 3, 2008

Asstat 

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.

"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.

Asstat by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015

Assata 

She's a person with an amazing attitude. No matter how hard things is she finds away. She always puts everyone before her no matter what. Shes beautiful with a lot of attitude get you someone like Assata.

Assata is one of a kind thats why people barely know girls with the name Assata.

Assata by kelly brooks bobbie March 14, 2017

asstang

Very similar in meaning to poontang, infact it is only an inch away...

1. A females behind.

2. The act of anal sex with a female.

I'm sick of poon, I want some asstang.

When Jethro gets shore leave he is gunna get some asstang!

asstang by Leroy rocks September 17, 2006

Assylan 

A Kazakh name. Usually belongs to a very sweet guy. He is always busy doing million things a day. Looks kinda nerdish but in a cute way. Smart and romantic. Everything seems brighter when he is around.
Assylan can also be used to describe thoughtful and cute things people do for each other when they are in love.

- We walked in a park and he bought me soap baloons.

- Aww, so sweet.

- I know, right? So assylan.

Assylan by azhirok July 4, 2012