Assylan 

A Kazakh name. Usually belongs to a very sweet guy. He is always busy doing million things a day. Looks kinda nerdish but in a cute way. Smart and romantic. Everything seems brighter when he is around.
Assylan can also be used to describe thoughtful and cute things people do for each other when they are in love.

- We walked in a park and he bought me soap baloons.

- Aww, so sweet.

- I know, right? So assylan.

Assylan by azhirok July 4, 2012

assalanche 

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

assalanche by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

assplankton 

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

assplankton by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

assyla 

A girl who may seem like a complete ass hole at first but once you get to know her you will still think she’s an ass hole

Person: What’s up Assyla?
Assyla: the ceiling

assyla by The real catlyn! May 28, 2018

assalanche 

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.

Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.

assalanche by Jezru January 4, 2008

assplanation 

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

assplanation by Brandy October 27, 2004