asstassle

One of the more nuanced definitions of the slang term "asstassle" relates to a tool commonly known as a "fetish flogger," which is often employed at fetish and S&M club events. The term is slightly pejorative in that it carries an implication of banality and routine; of pseudo-sexual mundanity, devoid of actual passion or pain. The source of this slight negative tinge is, quite honestly, the experiences of several people in the Washington D.C. area, who have all been unfortunate enough to find themselves at local fetish events, and ruefully in the presence of big fat people in latex who can neither fuck nor stand pain. So in a desperate plea to appear sexual, these newly empowered narwhals stand around and nonchelantly tap each other on their blanched gluteals with this ostensibly naughty "asstassle" in an effort to bottle and sell the weakest taboo cabaret this side of Kansas, while our protagonists stand there, wonder where their lives went terrribly wrong, as they sip on extremely low quality bottles of stale beer and contemplate life outside the Christian Terrordome.

"So then he pulls an asstassle out of his pocket and starts tapping her ever so gently on the buttock. Needless to say I had to turn away or face the prospect of masturbating in the bathroom stall, this exchange was so mechanically erotic."

by br0d December 19, 2006

asstassle

1) Another term used to describe an assclown, when the term assclown is used far too often.
2) One who commits an act of asstasslery

This asstassle decided to hop a divider and cause a 15 car pile up while trying to reach for their cell phone this morning while driving.

by Vinny D. January 15, 2003

asspassenger

A person who rides your ass constantly. That person my friends, is an asspassenger.

Your Boss. "Christ, I haven't been able to get any work done all day, because that fricken asspassenger won't leave me alone!!!!

by Auntyellow6969 May 5, 2011

asstasstic

When there is so much awesome female ass around you, that the area is known as asstasstic

While walking with my boy in the meatpacking district yesterday (a spot I never really go to) there was so much ass walking around that I told him this neighborhood is fucking ASSTASSTIC!

by SteveSanders September 13, 2013

asscastle

A gay 2009 webcomic by artist Casper Aiello wherein the main character goes to the ghostzone then sucks floor penis, fucks a tree, sucks a ghost penis, and fucks a machine while accompanied by the ghost of Bob Saget. The comic has been mentioned in publications such as Newsweek, Rolling Stone, Fox News, and New York Magazine's "Vulture" after an online feud between Bob Saget and Car Seat Headrest.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Asscastle?
Guy 2: Is that the comic where the furry sucks a floor dick?
Guy 1: Yeah, the Bob Saget ghost is kinda hot.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2021

Backwards asscastle

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.

Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012

Asstasterrific

A beautiful woman's ass that tastes terrific or looks like it would.

Dude, that chick from last night sat on my face and her booty was asstasterrific!!

by HU$$TLER July 10, 2010