assylum

What Donkey sought from Shrek when they first met.

After everyone's favorite imperturbable and fast-talking cousin-of-da-horse animated character came to live with everyone's favorite green-skinned-and-funnel-eared ogre, da latter's residence became less of an "assylum", in dat said formerly-irritable behemoth learned not to be such a contemptuous jerk, and then also later gained da love of his female equivalent, who --- judging by how many little ones they ended up creating --- gave him plenty of you-know-what herself.

assylum by QuacksO March 31, 2025

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Assylum seeker

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.

Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!

Assylum seeker by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

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assylum seeker

people who come to england looking for money. even the most misguided of hippies must realise that you will be lucky if 1 in 1000 is genuine. they have become very adept at using the PC paranoia that is gripping this country to get whatever they want with the magic word "racism"
dont missunderstand me, if i was living in some run down tower block in jabratislavidovia then i would probably be trying it too

"I claim asylum, which way to the DSS office and how do i send for my wife and 8 kids"

assylum seeker by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004

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The Asylum

The Asylum is a movie studio operating out of Hollywood, California, that specializes in producing low budget, direct-to-dvd pictures similar to SyFy Orginals. Many of these movies tend to be an attempt to capitalize on the success of larger films, using similar names as a marketing tactic. For example Snakes on a Plane becoming Snakes on a Train.

In order to keep with a timely release schedule and turn a profit, the production cycle is typically four months from an idea to the finished product. As a result, a typical Asylum movie features extremely poor acting, CGI made with Adobe After Effects, a script that could be written in the time one spends on the toilet, and very choppy direction. However, these B-films can be a good way to kill an afternoon when you have nothing else to do.

What? Casting a third rate B-movie actor and a washed up Playboy model? That's gotta be a movie by The Asylum.

The Asylum by Jman457 May 15, 2011