Asseylum

A beautiful princess with a big heart who seeks to learning new things. Everybody loves her but she doesn't notice how they would do anything for her.

Asseylum is so pretty I would do anything for her.

I love Asseylum so much but she doesn't notice my love for her.

pretty beautiful love

by Monkey lover 1234 July 27, 2016

Assylum seeker

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.

Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

assylum seeker

people who come to england looking for money. even the most misguided of hippies must realise that you will be lucky if 1 in 1000 is genuine. they have become very adept at using the PC paranoia that is gripping this country to get whatever they want with the magic word "racism"
dont missunderstand me, if i was living in some run down tower block in jabratislavidovia then i would probably be trying it too

"I claim asylum, which way to the DSS office and how do i send for my wife and 8 kids"

by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004

assylum

What Donkey sought from Shrek when they first met.

After everyone's favorite imperturbable and fast-talking cousin-of-da-horse animated character came to live with everyone's favorite green-skinned-and-funnel-eared ogre, da latter's residence became less of an "assylum", in dat said formerly-irritable behemoth learned not to be such a contemptuous jerk, and then also later gained da love of his female equivalent, who --- judging by how many little ones they ended up creating --- gave him plenty of you-know-what herself.

by QuacksO March 31, 2025