DSS

Aka Double Shit Sex. The act of both parties excreting fecal matter while partaking in vaginal intercourse. Traditionally the man is on the toilet shitting while the female straddles while shitting between his legs and fucking.

Man-"Hey baby, totally need to shit right now, and i'm horny"
Woman-"I wont make you decide, lets DSS"

by SexinArizonaTempeToBeSpacific July 06, 2011

DSS

Downs Syndrome Sonic, a meme produced on the Sonic Retro forums. It was found in the Sonic 3D Blast 825 Beta and the Saturn Tech Demo.

http://info.sonicretro.org/images/6/67/Downs_Sonic1.png - A picture of DSS

by Dalekinator March 05, 2009

DSS

Dick Suck Session

Coined by JP and ES

Emily bought me all this shit, i would have settled for a nice DSS

by Evan O`dourny March 26, 2010

DSS

Abbreviation for "Darts, Sky & Sofa"

Q. What have you been doing today?

A. I've just been doing a bit of DSS.

(Playing Darts, Watching Sky TV & Sitting on the Sofa)

by LondonAJ December 08, 2010

DSS

Digital Satellite Service, DSS digital satellite television transmission system used by DirecTV aka Dave, or Dish Network aka Charlie code names in the underground or coders.

Yo, you got the keys for DSS 'f Charlie? Is plastic still working with Dave?

by RoTalk July 11, 2006

DSS

Down Syndrome Slut.

A slut with down syndrome.
Usually have odd faces and legs unable to close.

FUCK MAN, DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL LEAH LAST NIGHT?
SHE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT CYBERING WITH RANDOM GIRLS ON THE INTERNET AND DITCHED OUR PARTY
WHAT A DSS!

by reminsce__ January 25, 2010

DSS

Desperate Snack syndrome.when you look and see that you have no snacks,you sit down,then 5 minutes later you check again even though you know you dont have anything.

Bob checked the cupboard and saw that he had no snacks.He developed DSS.

by Noob hunter March 25, 2010