assclump
Generally used as an insult. An expression of disgust, likening the object to hair clumped around the anus with faeces or fecal matter.
Shut up you assclump!
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Assclump
The clump of sweaty shit that gets stuck in between your asscheeks by your wooly-mammoth like asshairs.
John: Hello kind fellow. Would you mind tearing out an assclump for me? It's been bothering me all day.
Austin: Why of course, I was actually going to stop for breakfast, but this'll do. Cheerio!
Austin: Why of course, I was actually going to stop for breakfast, but this'll do. Cheerio!
Assclump by Baller ass nigga homie G dogg...playa April 6, 2008
Related Words
assclump • ASSCLAMPING • asscrump • asscrumptionous • asslumption • Ass Crumpet • ass lump • Ass Clamp
ASSCLAMPING
ASSCLAMPING IS WHEN THE ASSHOLE CLAMPS UP TO STOP HAVING ANYTHNG OOOZ OUT THE TIMING IS BAD,AND ITS TIME TO TAKE A DUMP NO PLACE TO GO, EXCEPT FOR A GAS STAION, 10 MILES AWAY, SO THE PERSON GETS ASSCLAMPING
WTF, I WAS GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO MEET A CHICK AND I STARTED GETTING ASSCLMAPING, WTF? I THOUGHT MY ASS WAS GOING TO IMPLODE WITH ALL THAT ASSCLAMPING HAPPENING TO HOLD BACK THE SHIT
ASSCLAMPING by ROACHES October 1, 2012
asscrumptionous
1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.
2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.
I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
asscrumptionous by Bad C dev March 19, 2021
asscrump
asscrump by holyshitsnotburger August 11, 2017
asslump
asslumption
Them: So- spending New Year's Eve on your own again?
Me: That's quite the asslumption, friend. And yes.
Me: That's quite the asslumption, friend. And yes.
asslumption by SugarDarling December 30, 2023
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