asswidget

A comeback name for someone who is being a dick.

What the fuck Tom? You're an ASSWIDGET!

by wings of wax July 28, 2011

Asidget

An Asian midget

Me: ayo Luke did you hear about John's new friend, he's an asidget.
Luke: No way he met an Asian midget, nice.

by Silent175 November 26, 2021

asswedge

A "fantasy" wrestling hold. The attacker wraps her legs around the victim's skull, with her rear oriented into his face. Behind the victim's skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim's head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.

"Great asswedge! She buried his whole damn nose in there!"

by crushschmoe April 5, 2009

assmidget

A complete and total asshole - similar to the definition of asshat.

That guy was such an assmidget for not letting us bring our chairs into the concert lawn area

by BatgirlWSB August 11, 2008

asswedge

1. An idiot.

2. A derogatory term popularized (somewhat) by the Stripcreator comic "Ranger's World"

3. A more severe version of "foof."

"Don't be such an asswedge."

by Ranger77 August 25, 2006

asswipetous

Someone with the characteristic of an asswipe.

Bryan is displaying asswipetous behavior.

by Honkysaxophone March 14, 2016

Assidge

When you see a girl with a fat ass and her crack shows

Damn shawtae with all due respect, you got hella assidge

by Javitoosmooth March 15, 2023