asswer
My brother told me that the moon is illuminated by a giant flashlight on Mars. He's asswering again.
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smart answer by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
Disingenuous Assertions
Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically
Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.
put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people
Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.
put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people
Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011
You Ain't Got the Answers
Infamous quote from Kanye West
1. What you tell someone when they try to give you unwanted advice or suggestions on what you should have or should not have done or;
2. Another way of telling someone they don't know what they are talking about and they need to shut up.
1. What you tell someone when they try to give you unwanted advice or suggestions on what you should have or should not have done or;
2. Another way of telling someone they don't know what they are talking about and they need to shut up.
1. Gina: Pam, after Dane slapped you across the face, what you should have done was...
Pam (interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers GINA! YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS!!!
2. Bill: What?! Kobe is better than LeBron
Steve: How you figure?
Bill: Lebron has...
Steve (rudely interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers, Bill! STOP!
Pam (interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers GINA! YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS!!!
2. Bill: What?! Kobe is better than LeBron
Steve: How you figure?
Bill: Lebron has...
Steve (rudely interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers, Bill! STOP!
You Ain't Got the Answers by paradoxpredator December 3, 2013
Dumb Assery
Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!
Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007
Answer Whore
A young semi to moderately attractive girl who will go around to the smarter kids and start flirting, hugging, etc, with them, in attempt to finish their incomplete homework.
Student: "Dude, why do you let Haley whore answers off of you in Geometry."
Geek: I like the attention, and I guess she is a great answer whore."
Geek: I like the attention, and I guess she is a great answer whore."
Answer Whore by Roger 10101010101 April 1, 2010
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