Me: Hey Mrs. Smith, when am I ever going to use trigonometry?

Mrs. Smith: On the next test.

Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.

Mrs. Smith: On the next test.

Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.

by gimmedatsammich September 12, 2010

Geometry and Advanced Algebra got together, and had a baby, named it Trigonometry, and then it grew up. Now it is on tons of steriods and wants to eat you. Commonly called "Trig"

by Lilac Beryl Roe November 22, 2009

by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016

A math term involving length and angles but it mostly just triggers people and makes everyone want to die.

via giphy

by I C E D Tea January 08, 2019

(n.) A set of mathematical rules that enable one to find the angles of a triangle from one other angle and the length of sides, or vice versa. Operates with the help of sine, cosine and tangent (which are actually ratios, but since kids nowdays have scientific calculators nobody cares), and is used in the real world for measuring the height of a structure without expensive equipment. See also cosine rule and pythagoras' threorum

Trigonometry was the highlight of my day....

Okay, what's the hypotenuse again? And we have the opposite aswell? So what do we use now? Sine, cosine, tangent?

Okay, what's the hypotenuse again? And we have the opposite aswell? So what do we use now? Sine, cosine, tangent?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

john: wow the tip of my penis is 5cm long

alex: how did u measure it?

john: i did trigonometry with chloe last night dumbass

alex: how did u measure it?

john: i did trigonometry with chloe last night dumbass

by bsdtb March 05, 2017

Teacher: Ok students, today we will be learning about trigonometry

Student: trigonometry my ass bitch

Student: trigonometry my ass bitch

by My pseudonym6999 December 15, 2018

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