Chaircleaner's definitions

Asstronomist

A person caught or known to look at the female ass in an objectified manor, commonly pointing out the size and voluptuousness of the ass itself. Often times in general company or public.

John: Hey, did you see Gary? He is totally obsessed with Jennifer's behind.
Brian: Yup. He is one strange asstronomist out there.

by Chaircleaner September 25, 2008