Astrologist 

A mechanic who knows how to fix opel astras, and only opel astras.

Ian: Hey Jon my astra broke down again you know a good mechanic?
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.

Astrologist by Ian the astra driver May 3, 2022

astrologist.mona 

astrologist.mona is the best person in the entire world and Ily her Soo much

astrologist.mona is a great Genshin player!!!

FOLLOW HER OR IMA LICK YOUR FEET <333

X: Yoo astrologist.mona just posted a new tik tok
Y: WAIT RLLY?????? LET'S WATCH THEIR NEW TIK TOK

astrologist.mona by mxaraea April 17, 2021

astrolopithicus 

An early form of monkey found in eastern Africa 4 million years ago

Wow thats a skeleton of an astrolopithicus

astrolopithicus by OANTHROPOS March 28, 2017

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

Assologist by gomaz July 20, 2005

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

astropologist by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

Astrologicism 

The astrological equivalent of racism or sexism.

"I believe in astrologicism, so there is no point in dating David - he's a Leo and I'm a Cancer. We're simply not compatible."

Astrologicism by MissLablaiks January 19, 2009

artologist 

Mix between artist and biologist

when the art and sciense hanging sex i born an im artologist

artologist by Mrcoool December 11, 2015