Astrologist
Ian: Hey Jon my astra broke down again you know a good mechanic?
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.
Astrologist by Ian the astra driver May 3, 2022
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astropologist
Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.
What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist
astropologist by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020
Astrologicism
"I believe in astrologicism, so there is no point in dating David - he's a Leo and I'm a Cancer. We're simply not compatible."
Astrologicism by MissLablaiks January 19, 2009
artologist
artologist by Mrcoool December 11, 2015
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