Astrologist

A mechanic who knows how to fix opel astras, and only opel astras.

Ian: Hey Jon my astra broke down again you know a good mechanic?
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.

by Ian the astra driver May 3, 2022

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astrolopithicus

An early form of monkey found in eastern Africa 4 million years ago

Wow thats a skeleton of an astrolopithicus

by OANTHROPOS March 28, 2017

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Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

by gomaz July 20, 2005

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Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

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