Asstronomist

A person caught or known to look at the female ass in an objectified manor, commonly pointing out the size and voluptuousness of the ass itself. Often times in general company or public.

John: Hey, did you see Gary? He is totally obsessed with Jennifer's behind.
Brian: Yup. He is one strange asstronomist out there.

Asstronomist by Chaircleaner September 25, 2008

Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.

Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!

Asstronomical by Lil Woody January 26, 2015

asstronomical

the study of anal sex

what i did last night

asstronomical by babyboy001 February 17, 2004

anostronomist 

anostromonist is a slang word for dummies for people who study the stars.(astronomers)

my girlfriend thinks anostronomist is a word.

anostronomist by michelle plevritis April 19, 2008

astronomist

it's like astronomer but myles wasn't sure how to pronounce it

Myles - "Yeah they're like an astronomist...anyway the earth isn't perfectly round."
Miranda - "did you just say astronomist?"

astronomist by cchilli April 29, 2021

asstrologist 

A fag who enjoys studying sphinkters.

Rock Hudson was an asstrologist.

asstrologist by t November 3, 2006

asstrologist 

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

asstrologist by itichie_nocanpo November 4, 2006