ass towel

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

by gunshow February 12, 2005

ass towel

A complete and utter tosspot, one insult above asshat.

You absolute ass towel

by tartpumper February 2, 2004

Beach towel ass

When you have a butt so flat that it looks as if you have a beach towel wrapped around your waist.

Boy, you got a beach towel ass! Yo butt so flat it goes from your back straight down to yo knees.

by Towelass December 11, 2019