Asstomer

Combination of "asshole" and "customer." A customer who is a complete asshole to an employee(s) and/or a customer who messes up a lot of the store's product, especially when they see it's just been fixed and made to look nice.

Employee 1: "Damn customer just messed up all the shirts I just folded"
Employee 2: "Stupid asstomer"

by Nikkkkk5 July 21, 2011

asstmer

Term used to describe an ass who gloats about being the "master" of some skill or game.

Ralph: Dude, I just owned you in that game of Pokemon! You will never beat me. I am the master!

Mark: I have to hand it to you, Ralph, you are a true asstmer indeed! Now get the hell out of my house before I pound your butt . . . but leave your Chickorita card. She rocks!

by thekidcomesback July 16, 2011

asstoker

Someone who sucks on someone’s ass like a bong to get high. Must be done on a intravenously addicted fentanyl user.

So I am officially an asstoker after i got high last night sucking on my girls ass all night. I got some big ass hits on those sweet cheeks.

by Tina’s August 15, 2020

asstoper

An asstoper is the action of having a buttplug for weeks and take it of in your partners face

My wife had to take 3 showers because of the asstoper I gave her

by childpornlover October 28, 2020