Asstomer

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Combination of "asshole" and "customer." A customer who is a complete asshole to an employee(s) and/or a customer who messes up a lot of the store's product, especially when they see it's just been fixed and made to look nice.

Employee 1: "Damn customer just messed up all the shirts I just folded"
Employee 2: "Stupid asstomer"

Asstomer by Nikkkkk5 July 21, 2011

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asstmer

Term used to describe an ass who gloats about being the "master" of some skill or game.

Ralph: Dude, I just owned you in that game of Pokemon! You will never beat me. I am the master!

Mark: I have to hand it to you, Ralph, you are a true asstmer indeed! Now get the hell out of my house before I pound your butt . . . but leave your Chickorita card. She rocks!

asstmer by thekidcomesback July 16, 2011

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asstoker

Someone who sucks on someone’s ass like a bong to get high. Must be done on a intravenously addicted fentanyl user.

So I am officially an asstoker after i got high last night sucking on my girls ass all night. I got some big ass hits on those sweet cheeks.

asstoker by Tina’s August 15, 2020

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asstoper

An asstoper is the action of having a buttplug for weeks and take it of in your partners face

My wife had to take 3 showers because of the asstoper I gave her

asstoper by childpornlover October 28, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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