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Someone who sucks on someone’s ass like a bong to get high. Must be done on a intravenously addicted fentanyl user.

So I am officially an asstoker after i got high last night sucking on my girls ass all night. I got some big ass hits on those sweet cheeks.

asstoker by Tina’s August 15, 2020

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ass toker

Someone that gives rim jobs. A gay fucker. Too flaming to be called a flamer. Fudge packer...Gay as can be.

Mr. Friend is a dumb ass toker who thinks he's a pimp ass toker, which he isn't.

ass toker by Phillip(the chink master) September 6, 2003

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Asstomer

Combination of "asshole" and "customer." A customer who is a complete asshole to an employee(s) and/or a customer who messes up a lot of the store's product, especially when they see it's just been fixed and made to look nice.

Employee 1: "Damn customer just messed up all the shirts I just folded"
Employee 2: "Stupid asstomer"

Asstomer by Nikkkkk5 July 21, 2011

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asstroker

noun: a wimpy girly boy.
verb: a gay sexual act
adj: a pansy.

My ex-boyfriend was a total asstroker so i had to break up with him

asstroker by sweetchick007 September 3, 2006

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asstoper

An asstoper is the action of having a buttplug for weeks and take it of in your partners face

My wife had to take 3 showers because of the asstoper I gave her

asstoper by childpornlover October 28, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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