asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

asspellet

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

Asswellass

Asswellass : a word first coined in 2023 by a semi fantastic freestyler and thought artist " Atrabionica! "

It is a polite slang word and appropriately vulgar term used in public to describe the bountiful beauty of a woman's ( or man's, depending on the subjected) ...amazing buttocks, in a somewhat sloppy conjunction, intended to disguise the embarrassing need to say Gorgeous Ass.

i.e. : "She had beautiful eyes, long slender legs, Asswellass, perfectly straight teeth and dressed to impress."

by ATRABIONICA! June 10, 2023

asshelmet

absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".

do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!

by zem January 11, 2005

asshill

Some one with such a big arse that you can't see over it when they lay down.

Mandy has a Asshill

by Antonio stella bottom tile February 16, 2017

assbell

Big sexy Latino male. Usually from Nicaragua descent.

Hey Assbell how are you doing today

by El solo lobo September 3, 2018

asshelmet

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.

Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...

by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007