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asspig

n: One who gives up sex easily via the anal-sphinchter
Look at that fag backing-up on every man in this joint! He is such an 'asspig'!
by Groinker March 15, 2008
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Assignments has sent a message

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment
"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message
by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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bullshit assignment

An assignment (typically for school) that is given for the sake of having an assignment.

Bullshit assignments relate to the course, but they do not particularly advance your knowledge in said course. Since these assignments are not useful for actually learning, they are bullshit assignments. It is just a bunch of busy work that makes life more frustrating than it already is... Especially since the assignment shouldn't exist in the first place!
Some courses require essentially no homework. The teachers will begin to feel as if they are doing a poor job because of this, and in effect, will create a totally bullshit assignment in order to justify their lack of assignments.
by themeaning39 March 21, 2011
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asspilgrim

noun) one who engages in sodomy or anal penetration of another. one who pilgrimizes or anally explores another's back side.

verb) the act of sodomizing another. pilgrimizing or anally penetrating a victim.
noun) Bobby was raped by the asspilgrim. I was scared of the asspilgrim lurking in the park.

verb) John was asspilgrimming Bobby. It is very painful to be asspilgrimmed.
by Ted Cheatham April 17, 2007
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missing assignment

When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch
“Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”

Fuck off mom”
by NordysOnSaturn February 20, 2018
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asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole
1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.
by Ass Master July 2, 2003
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asspiece

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.
"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"
by Tex982 October 5, 2006
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