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The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition
Assel by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018
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A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.
Assel is a sexy lady!
Assel by Umpencio November 28, 2017

assoulmates 

A couple of assholes who belong together for life.
"Look at that couple cutting in line holding hands and sucking face like they're oblivious to everyone else."

"I know. They must be assoulmates."
assoulmates by stoneydoggie October 8, 2011

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology
That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.
Assologist by gomaz July 20, 2005

Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.
Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.
Assolation by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019
An assowl commonly refers to the stuffing of an owl into ones asshole. Upon getting proper angles you fuck the owl through the participants asshole.
If you don't shut the fuck up I will give you an assowl. I will put mah dick in the owl.
assowl by mrpage April 25, 2015