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by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Get the season ass mug.A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Get the morrissey friday mug.Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Get the girlfriend tax mug.The state of being infuriatingly indecisive but clouding it in a passive-aggressive illusion of being open, forcing a partner into an infuriating game of process of elimination they cannot win.
“Where do you want to go to dinner?”
“I don’t care. You pick. Anywhere is fine by me.”
“Okay. Let’s go to Olive Garden.”
“I don’t want to go there.”
“How about T.G.I.Friday's?”
“I don’t want that.”
"Chili's?"
"No."
“Arby's?”
“No.”
“McDonald’s?”
“No.”
“White Castle?”
“No.”
“BITCH, THAT IS EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN. STOP BEING PICKY-WASHY.”
“I don’t care. You pick. Anywhere is fine by me.”
“Okay. Let’s go to Olive Garden.”
“I don’t want to go there.”
“How about T.G.I.Friday's?”
“I don’t want that.”
"Chili's?"
"No."
“Arby's?”
“No.”
“McDonald’s?”
“No.”
“White Castle?”
“No.”
“BITCH, THAT IS EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN. STOP BEING PICKY-WASHY.”
by dwaynetrobinson November 27, 2017
Get the Picky-Washy mug.An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.
Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the gash mileage mug.1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the assport mug.Observance of all the combined holidays of the year (birthday, Christmas, Halloween, Easter, and anniversary, but can extend to any others as well).
Bro 2: Yo, what's that, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, it's for Guadalupe's Birthmasoweenterary since I didn't get her anything all year, bro.
Bro 2: Yo, you think all that's going to fit?
Bro 1: Yo, it's for Guadalupe's Birthmasoweenterary since I didn't get her anything all year, bro.
Bro 2: Yo, you think all that's going to fit?
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
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