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Bro 2: Yo, did you and Gaudalupe do it after dinner last night?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the assoline mug.1. When you take modeling gigs that are beneath your fame and stature because you spent too much money on stuff.
2. When you sue your ex-wife because you spent too much money on stuff.
2. When you sue your ex-wife because you spent too much money on stuff.
Bro 2: Yo, you’re wearing cologne now?
Bro 1: Yo, Guadalupe got it for me to cover up the smell after we do it.
Bro 2: Thank God for deppseration.
Bro 1: Yo, Guadalupe got it for me to cover up the smell after we do it.
Bro 2: Thank God for deppseration.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the deppseration mug.Bro 1: Yo, so me and Guadalupe were goin’ at it in her little sister's room, bro.
Bro 2: Was her sister in the room?
Bro 1: (pause)
Bro 2: Mout.
Bro 2: Was her sister in the room?
Bro 1: (pause)
Bro 2: Mout.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
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Bro 1: Yo, so me and Guadalupe were goin’ at it really hard, bro --
Bro 2: Yo, you might want to slow down on this road, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my nose started running, bro --
Bro 2: Yo, there's another car coming, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my butt started running --
Bro 2: CHOUT!
Bro 2: Yo, you might want to slow down on this road, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my nose started running, bro --
Bro 2: Yo, there's another car coming, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my butt started running --
Bro 2: CHOUT!
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the chout mug.Observance of all the combined holidays of the year (birthday, Christmas, Halloween, Easter, and anniversary, but can extend to any others as well).
Bro 2: Yo, what's that, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, it's for Guadalupe's Birthmasoweenterary since I didn't get her anything all year, bro.
Bro 2: Yo, you think all that's going to fit?
Bro 1: Yo, it's for Guadalupe's Birthmasoweenterary since I didn't get her anything all year, bro.
Bro 2: Yo, you think all that's going to fit?
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the Birthmasoweenterary mug.1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the assport mug.An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.
Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
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