Definitions by dwaynetrobinson
assoline
Bro 2: Yo, did you and Gaudalupe do it after dinner last night?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
assoline by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
deppseration
1. When you take modeling gigs that are beneath your fame and stature because you spent too much money on stuff.
2. When you sue your ex-wife because you spent too much money on stuff.
2. When you sue your ex-wife because you spent too much money on stuff.
Bro 2: Yo, you’re wearing cologne now?
Bro 1: Yo, Guadalupe got it for me to cover up the smell after we do it.
Bro 2: Thank God for deppseration.
Bro 1: Yo, Guadalupe got it for me to cover up the smell after we do it.
Bro 2: Thank God for deppseration.
deppseration by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
mout
Bro 1: Yo, so me and Guadalupe were goin’ at it in her little sister's room, bro.
Bro 2: Was her sister in the room?
Bro 1: (pause)
Bro 2: Mout.
Bro 2: Was her sister in the room?
Bro 1: (pause)
Bro 2: Mout.
mout by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
chout
A contraction of "watch out."
Bro 1: Yo, so me and Guadalupe were goin’ at it really hard, bro --
Bro 2: Yo, you might want to slow down on this road, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my nose started running, bro --
Bro 2: Yo, there's another car coming, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my butt started running --
Bro 2: CHOUT!
Bro 2: Yo, you might want to slow down on this road, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my nose started running, bro --
Bro 2: Yo, there's another car coming, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my butt started running --
Bro 2: CHOUT!
chout by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Birthmasoweenterary
Observance of all the combined holidays of the year (birthday, Christmas, Halloween, Easter, and anniversary, but can extend to any others as well).
Bro 2: Yo, what's that, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, it's for Guadalupe's Birthmasoweenterary since I didn't get her anything all year, bro.
Bro 2: Yo, you think all that's going to fit?
Bro 1: Yo, it's for Guadalupe's Birthmasoweenterary since I didn't get her anything all year, bro.
Bro 2: Yo, you think all that's going to fit?
Birthmasoweenterary by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
assport
1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
assport by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
gash mileage
An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.
Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
gash mileage by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022