assmati

It is a variety of rice that is believed to have been developed by crossing basmati with some unknown variety. It was supposed to be more fragrant than basmati, but it ended up smelling like ass.

Bitches lets cook up some cheap ass assmati & make some cheap ass sake

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 12, 2021

rantaro assmami

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!

Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!

by rantaro assmami January 22, 2021

Assumative

To be assuming all the time.

Dont be so assumative!

by taylorsaurus December 3, 2011

Assmazing

An amazing girl with an incredible ass

Alicia is Assmazing.

by Alicialover202 December 2, 2009

Assmotize

To hypnotize someone with your ass.

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.

by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015

asshatious

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.

"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

assmath

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008