Assmotize

To hypnotize someone with your ass.

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.

by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015

Assmobile

An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.

A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.

A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.

Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think.

Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree?

Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement!

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

Assetize

To convert something into, or treat as as asset.

He assetized his social account

by Stretch915 August 5, 2009

assmatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

Assmothermia

Otherwise termed freezing one's ass off, is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure of one's ass (booty/butt/buns/etc) to cold weather.
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia

(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)

John has a severe case of assmothermia after walking a mile in the biting cold.

by Transportgooru February 10, 2010

Assmorized

To be completely mesmorized by a gorgeous ass.
Not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.

"mmmm... ass..."
"dude, you're Assmorized!"

by Peter Mulders August 20, 2004

Assmotherfuckqueer

Made up from typos such as "assmotherfuckeer", with more emphasis on the gay aspect of the word. Basically, you're calling someone both gay AND a motherfucker (in the bad sense of the word, obviously) at the same time.

Guy#1: "Dude, I fell over this cock yesterday. Nearly broke my face. :o"
Guy#2: "Like your mum last night! ;D"
Guy#1: "I meant a ROOSTER, you assmotherfuckqueer! >:("

by ICQannon June 30, 2011