Assmotize
Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.
Assmotize by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015
Words you can keep
Assmobile
An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.
A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.
A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.
A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.
A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.
Related Words
Assmotize • assmatized • Assmitized • Assmorized • Assnotized • assametized • Assetize • assetizer • assmerized • Assmobile
Assetize
Assetize by Stretch915 August 5, 2009
assmatized
When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010
Assmothermia
Otherwise termed freezing one's ass off, is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure of one's ass (booty/butt/buns/etc) to cold weather.
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia
(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia
(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)
Assmothermia by Transportgooru February 10, 2010
Assmorized
To be completely mesmorized by a gorgeous ass.
Not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.
Not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.
Assmorized by Peter Mulders August 20, 2004
Assmotherfuckqueer
Made up from typos such as "assmotherfuckeer", with more emphasis on the gay aspect of the word. Basically, you're calling someone both gay AND a motherfucker (in the bad sense of the word, obviously) at the same time.
Guy#1: "Dude, I fell over this cock yesterday. Nearly broke my face. :o"
Guy#2: "Like your mum last night! ;D"
Guy#1: "I meant a ROOSTER, you assmotherfuckqueer! >:("
Guy#2: "Like your mum last night! ;D"
Guy#1: "I meant a ROOSTER, you assmotherfuckqueer! >:("
Assmotherfuckqueer by ICQannon June 30, 2011
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.