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assmatized 

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.
assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

assumation

I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk
assumation by mcdj1234 May 27, 2012
A major bimbo who thinks everything on the Internet is true.
Wow! That guy is such an assuasive!
assuasive by FlippyD December 22, 2013

Assumptivitis 

Bob has a chronic case of assumptivitis, he's always makingbad assumptions.

assumation

-Woah, there are a lot of clowns around here.
-Yeah, I hear there is an an assumation in town.

Assumptive 

To constantly be assuming, to take for granted, to make an ass out of you and me
Everyone was assumptive over that odd lady, and they stole her car to see what she has.
They were assumptive over one’s office, so they broke in at night to see what the worker was doing, looking at his computer.

One student was assumptive the teacher was hiding test answers, so he broke in to see if he was right.
Assumptive by User 18888 February 5, 2023