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assleather 

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.
e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!
assleather by dude_man December 26, 2008
Words you can keep

assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter
bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead
assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020

assbeater420

the guy we needed, he wasn't just any player, he is a C H A D, a robloxian god wich somehow bypassed the system of death (filter)
all hail assbeater420

Assbeater420

During the 100years war, Leutnant assbeater420 lead his division through a village near the river Rhein in hessian territory where, under his order, they commited severel crimes against humanity including all kinds warcrimes and terrorism
He: oh man someone just stole my liver, i feel empty
You: they pulled an assbeater420 on you
Assbeater420 by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

AssBeater420

AssBeater420 Is a urban legend of all time, he bypassed roblox name filter! how fricking cool is that!
Assbeater420 good
AssBeater420 by bot_2125 November 7, 2020

Asseater 

One who Craves eating a dirty stinky hole and the shit that comes from it.
Asseater by Bert December 11, 2003

AssEatersIncorporated 

The most prestigious corporation for learning the art of eating ass. The CEO Brady is the van Gogh of eating ass, a true artist if I do say so myself, and I say so. He's one Shmexy mofo too.(save some ladies for the rest of us bro)
1.)"AsseatersIncorporated has to be the best place to learn the true art of eating ass."
"The toung to an ass eater is like a brush to a painter."- CEO of Æinc
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