asstion 

the process or state of receiving some booty

The club was great last night. I had alot of asstion.

asstion by FriskoMainEvent August 7, 2011

Asstion 

The process of a boy grabbing a girls ass or vice versa

Matt: Yo Noah, how's the girl
Noah: She's awesome, i've been getting a ton of asstion from her

Asstion by ngropper11 April 21, 2010

Asstronomer 

A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.

Matty had to study Uranus before he was considered to be an asstronomer.

Asstronomer by smatty21 March 30, 2010

Asstinence 

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.

If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.

Asstinence by kgetson December 22, 2010

assiton assimilators 

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)

{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?

assiton assimilators by Telephony April 26, 2014

Assting 

When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.

Kevin ate some hot wings, and is assting at the moment. He’ll catch up with us later.

Assting by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021

Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.

Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!

Asstronomical by Lil Woody January 26, 2015