Assified 

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

Assified by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003

assified 

when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...

omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...

assified by Bridster April 14, 2005

assify; assified 

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

assify; assified by T.A. August 5, 2004

Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

Assifier by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

Assifier

A buttplug

I heard Hannah is into using toys, she may be packing the Assifier

Assifier by vitojeca May 20, 2023

aussified

To make it more Australian or to change it in some way to resemble Australia by either changing the words to a song or poem etc to make it look or sound aussified.

I noticed an advertisement recently which had aussified "Summer Lovin" from Grease the movie. It's an ad for "aeroguard".

aussified by Sui SK #1 November 24, 2010