assified

when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...

omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...

by Bridster April 14, 2005

assify; assified

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

by T.A. August 5, 2004

Assify

adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.

p.tense Assified

con. tense Assifying

He is going to assify that room I just know it.

Did you see how she assified that car?

Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Assified

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003

Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

Assifying

continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.

Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.

by XpideR G August 5, 2009