Assinity 

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.

Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

Assinity by tred69 September 8, 2009

assicity 

when the lower portion of a female body, largely defined as 'lady lumps' shakes and bounces to the beat of a intense tempo song. other aspects of assicity include scandalous and/or scant clothing on (or not on) the chest and/or posterior

"Have you seen that new Shakira video?"
"DUUUUUDE, yes. Can you say assicity?"

assicity by Chris n Jenn June 28, 2006

assisity 

a word describing a girl with an awsome hot ass.

wow! that chic has major assisity!

assisity by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

assequity 

Assequity is the mental points your woman accumulates during the course of the relationship. These points accumulate towards the amount of time you would stay in the relationship should the magic box become damaged, or your access to the box is restricted for some unknown illogical reason that manifests in the womans mind.

This woman is about to go negative in assequity, I will have to make other arrangements with one of her girlfriends or just find another.

I have only gotten some 3 times this week, my assequity meter is not advancing.

assequity by tard master August 26, 2009

Assidicity 

The weight, volume, and thickness of a woman’s rear end, a.k.a. “Booty meats”

Rhonda’s thang be thangin’; assidicity on 10!

Assidicity by Willie Earl January 29, 2022

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

Naked Assiditis by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Naked Assiditis

When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked

My cat suffered from naked assiditis.

Naked Assiditis by Nakeditis August 27, 2023