assequity

Assequity is the mental points your woman accumulates during the course of the relationship. These points accumulate towards the amount of time you would stay in the relationship should the magic box become damaged, or your access to the box is restricted for some unknown illogical reason that manifests in the womans mind.

This woman is about to go negative in assequity, I will have to make other arrangements with one of her girlfriends or just find another.

I have only gotten some 3 times this week, my assequity meter is not advancing.

by tard master August 26, 2009

Assquitoes

n. mosquitoes which bite you on the ass, or around the bend.

"Why are you walking like that?"

"Goddamn assquitoes were biting last night"

by dogtherapist May 22, 2009

alequity

Releasing value in one's home with great vigour

My house is sooo big and valuable, that this weekend i'll mostly be doing getting my alequity on.

by Namni Nomis August 1, 2023

Assequinet

A horse's arse that assassinates the truth.

The assequinet stated "Clearly it is that is not a hole in the ground, the surrounding area is elevated."

by Xanthazar September 11, 2022

Assequine

A means to assassinate the truth with nonsense, usually by a assequinet (horse's arse).

The production and use of specialty holes in the ground to capture golf balls and prevent the ire of gophers having their holes blocked is truely assequine.

by Xanthazar September 11, 2022

Assequination

The act of assassinating the truth by an assequinet (horse's arse).

The assequinet believed their assequination of the situation that "holes in the ground are not holes in the ground, but elevations of the surrounding area", to be true.

by Xanthazar September 11, 2022