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assholeo 

person with a HUGE Ass hole that can take a fist with ease. a car with pleasure. a truck with effort, and an elephant dick with pride.
mmmm baby ur ass is just like an assholeo Yo!
assholeo by Scotty March 10, 2005

Assholeosis 

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...
“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"
Assholeosis by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013

assholeogy 

The study of the nature assholes and their believes

A system or school of opinions of assholes
Why does your point of view make no sense?
Its not that it does not make sense to you but the nature of my opinion is drawn from the study of assholeogy
assholeogy by B1Kanobi March 30, 2015

assholeocity 

The speed of acceleration from normal to a complete asshole.
That tool showed extreme assholeocity, going from a totally nice guy to a complete asshole in a matter of seconds.
assholeocity by Gregorious SF March 23, 2010

assholeoitius 

Assholeoitus is were some is an asshole when they ahng out with others they become assholes too.
Wow damian, i cant belive aaron became an asshole.
Damian"Yeah man, he chilled with joey to long"
So basicly joey gave aaron assholeoitius?
Damian"yeah man its a sad day"
assholeoitius by LUIGIOSHVF August 7, 2007

Assholeology 

I studied assholeology it was full of assholes
Assholeology by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 22, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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