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asshodeo 

When it's not the first time someone has demonstrated their skill at being an asshole in public. Similar to "this ain't their first rodeo" but for assholes.
I can tell by your social media posts that this ain't your first asshodeo.
asshodeo by The Scribble Cave October 19, 2023
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assholeo 

person with a HUGE Ass hole that can take a fist with ease. a car with pleasure. a truck with effort, and an elephant dick with pride.
mmmm baby ur ass is just like an assholeo Yo!
assholeo by Scotty March 10, 2005

Assholeosis 

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...
“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"
Assholeosis by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013

assholeogy 

The study of the nature assholes and their believes

A system or school of opinions of assholes
Why does your point of view make no sense?
Its not that it does not make sense to you but the nature of my opinion is drawn from the study of assholeogy
assholeogy by B1Kanobi March 30, 2015

assholeocity 

The speed of acceleration from normal to a complete asshole.
That tool showed extreme assholeocity, going from a totally nice guy to a complete asshole in a matter of seconds.
assholeocity by Gregorious SF March 23, 2010

assholeoitius 

Assholeoitus is were some is an asshole when they ahng out with others they become assholes too.
Wow damian, i cant belive aaron became an asshole.
Damian"Yeah man, he chilled with joey to long"
So basicly joey gave aaron assholeoitius?
Damian"yeah man its a sad day"
assholeoitius by LUIGIOSHVF August 7, 2007

Assholeology 

I studied assholeology it was full of assholes
Assholeology by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 22, 2019
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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