When it's not the first time someone has demonstrated their skill at being an asshole in public. Similar to "this ain't their first rodeo" but for assholes.
A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...
“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"
Why does your point of view make no sense?
Its not that it does not make sense to you but the nature of my opinion is drawn from the study of assholeogy
Assholeoitus is were some is an asshole when they ahng out with others they become assholes too.
Wow damian, i cant belive aaron became an asshole.
Damian"Yeah man, he chilled with joey to long"
So basicly joey gave aaron assholeoitius?
Damian"yeah man its a sad day"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.