assgrow

The act of watching your ass get bigger - or grow.

I didn't do anything today. I just sat around and watched my assgrow.

by Griffie Wilson June 8, 2015

Asscrown

The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.

Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.

Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.

by Lizbeth37 July 27, 2016

asscrown

A king of asshats, usually refering to someone that goes beyond the extreme in terms of asshattery / the most douchebag person you know.

Guy: "Man, You are the king of asshats... You're an asscrown!"

by DeadEndX May 5, 2009

assgrowturf

Refering specifically to a part of the world in which the food is so delicious, your posterior is about to increase exponentially.

A term coined in Peru, where the food is pretty amazing.

Wow, it´s so nice to come home to mom and dad´s... the fridge is always full, mom just made a cheesecake, and keeps bugging me to eat the whole thing...

yeah. welcome to assgrowturf, bro.

by quitobean March 24, 2008

Assfrown

When a girl called Saffron is realy cool, and everone thinks shes amazing.

"Wow! Look over there"
"Oh wow"
"Shes a proper Assfrown"

by AhMazIngNess March 9, 2009

assbrow

A line of hair just above the anus, showing various types of emotions from the ass hole

"Hey man, your ass hole looks sad"
"How can you tell?"
"Your assbrow is frowning :("

by Gerald the steralised possum October 17, 2011

Assbrown

1. A Hashbrown enjoyed out of the anal cavity.

ex. Yo I got an assbrown from michelle branch, with ketchup nd shit.

by King Jamz May 24, 2006