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People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
Asshats by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008
Words you can keep
Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
asshats by Expane October 27, 2005
1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.
Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.
asshats by Mer May 29, 2004

Close Minded Asshats 

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)

24 carat asshat 

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
24 carat asshat by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017
One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
asshat by Anonymous October 11, 2002

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!
asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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