assgrowturf

Refering specifically to a part of the world in which the food is so delicious, your posterior is about to increase exponentially.

A term coined in Peru, where the food is pretty amazing.

Wow, it´s so nice to come home to mom and dad´s... the fridge is always full, mom just made a cheesecake, and keeps bugging me to eat the whole thing...

yeah. welcome to assgrowturf, bro.

by quitobean March 24, 2008

asstroturfing

The same as astroturfing, except done so ineptly that the astroturfer makes an ass of himself.

That viral was so obviously staged; I hate it when companies start asstroturfing.

by NTUK November 18, 2009

asstroturf

An ass, most commonly male, that is covered in a thick nasty layer of hair

the girl pulled his pants off and was disgusted at his asstroturf...

by zizdsthgskbfgb February 15, 2012