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assgrowturf 

Refering specifically to a part of the world in which the food is so delicious, your posterior is about to increase exponentially.

A term coined in Peru, where the food is pretty amazing.
Wow, it´s so nice to come home to mom and dad´s... the fridge is always full, mom just made a cheesecake, and keeps bugging me to eat the whole thing...

yeah. welcome to assgrowturf, bro.
assgrowturf by quitobean March 24, 2008
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asstroturfing 

The same as astroturfing, except done so ineptly that the astroturfer makes an ass of himself.
That viral was so obviously staged; I hate it when companies start asstroturfing.
asstroturfing by NTUK November 18, 2009
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asstroturf 

An ass, most commonly male, that is covered in a thick nasty layer of hair
the girl pulled his pants off and was disgusted at his asstroturf...
asstroturf by zizdsthgskbfgb February 15, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026