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Assfrown 

When a girl called Saffron is realy cool, and everone thinks shes amazing.
"Wow! Look over there"
"Oh wow"
"Shes a proper Assfrown"
Assfrown by AhMazIngNess March 9, 2009
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Asscrown 

The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.
Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.

Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.
Asscrown by Lizbeth37 July 27, 2016
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asscrown 

A king of asshats, usually refering to someone that goes beyond the extreme in terms of asshattery / the most douchebag person you know.
Guy: "Man, You are the king of asshats... You're an asscrown!"
asscrown by DeadEndX May 5, 2009

assfront 

Somtimes know as a cuntgut. It is when a persons belly resembles an ass, in the front.
Oh, I thought that bitch was facing backwards but it was just her assfront.
assfront by funrelz February 22, 2018

Assbrown 

1. A Hashbrown enjoyed out of the anal cavity.
ex. Yo I got an assbrown from michelle branch, with ketchup nd shit.
Assbrown by King Jamz May 24, 2006

Asscrown 

Someone who wears ass on their head like a crown, so they can feel like the king of ass.
What a freakin' asscrown!
Asscrown by Izelik November 16, 2004

ass frown 

When you're asshole has gone past the OMG "o" and has collapsed back on itself, forming a frown "∩".
You should have seen him when we were done, his hole was nothin' but an ass frown!
ass frown by dingus mcfly December 4, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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