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When a girl called Saffron is realy cool, and everone thinks shes amazing.

"Wow! Look over there"
"Oh wow"
"Shes a proper Assfrown"

Assfrown by AhMazIngNess March 9, 2009

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Asscrown

The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.

Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.

Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.

Asscrown by Lizbeth37 July 27, 2016

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Assfrown • Ass frowner • Asscrown • Assbrown • assfront • ASSFROW • Ass Brownie • Ass Crowning • Ass Flown

asscrown

A king of asshats, usually refering to someone that goes beyond the extreme in terms of asshattery / the most douchebag person you know.

Guy: "Man, You are the king of asshats... You're an asscrown!"

asscrown by DeadEndX May 5, 2009

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assfront

Somtimes know as a cuntgut. It is when a persons belly resembles an ass, in the front.

Oh, I thought that bitch was facing backwards but it was just her assfront.

assfront by funrelz February 22, 2018

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Assbrown

1. A Hashbrown enjoyed out of the anal cavity.

ex. Yo I got an assbrown from michelle branch, with ketchup nd shit.

Assbrown by King Jamz May 24, 2006

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Asscrown

Someone who wears ass on their head like a crown, so they can feel like the king of ass.

What a freakin' asscrown!

Asscrown by Izelik November 16, 2004

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ass frown

When you're asshole has gone past the OMG "o" and has collapsed back on itself, forming a frown "∩".

You should have seen him when we were done, his hole was nothin' but an ass frown!

ass frown by dingus mcfly December 4, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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