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asscrown 

A king of asshats, usually refering to someone that goes beyond the extreme in terms of asshattery / the most douchebag person you know.
Guy: "Man, You are the king of asshats... You're an asscrown!"
asscrown by DeadEndX May 5, 2009

Asscrown 

Someone who wears ass on their head like a crown, so they can feel like the king of ass.
What a freakin' asscrown!
Asscrown by Izelik November 16, 2004

assclowned 

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.
assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclownish 

Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
assclownish by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Captain Assclown 

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

assclown 

someone who doesnt know what the hell they are talking about,makes stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone thinks this about them.
see google image "assclown"
assclown by stesh July 19, 2008