Assfluencer

A narcissist who pretends to go to the gym to workout but really just stands around filming her ass. Oftentimes they may falsely accuse unsuspecting men by setting their camera up in the center of the gym, so he has no choice but to glance in her direction.

Bro, be careful, that Assfluencer over there is just looking to Me2 some poor schmuck.

Assfluencer by Thewardenrules February 22, 2023

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affluencer

Affluencer: an influencer paid by those of no influence were it not for their affluence

Getting traction on social media finally now she's a paid affluencer hawking hideous products for heartless corporate brands that would have long ago disappeared but for using their cash pile to pimp wares online using 2nd rate amoral wannabe hipsters with no conscience, credibility or cachet.

affluencer by Sadbast December 22, 2019

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Allfluencer

Allfluencer is an all-in-one monetization platform to help influencers and content creators bring consistent revenue to their monthly routines.

A platform that strives to keep social media creators creative.

I can't wait to sign up for Allfluencer and unleash my inner influencer!

Allfluencer by Allfluencer September 27, 2022

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affluencer

An affluencer is an affiliate marketing professional who is also has a formidable influencer network.

Carie crushes...she's a top rated Affluencer,,numerous affiliate marketing programs and just as strong of a influencer network.
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When influencers started understanding the powers of affiliate marketing....they were all rushing to become Affluencers.

affluencer by esk1mo September 26, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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