assfisted suicide
assfisted suicide by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010
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assisted suicide wank
A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
assisted suicide wank by DopeDoge May 13, 2020
assisted suicide
Assisted Suicide is part of the pro-choice political view. It allows the terminally ill to have the option of ending their life by being induced with a legal drug. Elderly that are NOT terminally ill but have some kind of disorder, etc, are considered for this option as well.
person 1: That man just found out he is going to die in 3 weeks.
person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?
person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.
person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?
person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.
assisted suicide by Velma F. July 21, 2006
accountant-assisted suicide
accountant-assisted suicide by brontosplachna January 4, 2014
assisted suicide
assisted suicide by Travlin September 20, 2010
Assisted Suicide
Person 1:
How did the victim die?
Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.
How did the victim die?
Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.
Assisted Suicide by JacoPirate February 14, 2010
Assisted Suicide
"Mark needed to get one last set in and I was desperate for human touch, so we agreed to an assisted suicide."
Assisted Suicide by SubaruSami April 15, 2026
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