Assfished

When you're on a dating app and match with a girl who you thought had some nice cake and then it turns out she's morbidly obese.

That Sarah chick assfished me and after the same thing happening a few times with other women. I realized I stumbled onto a phenomena.

Assfished by 🍑🥷 January 2, 2026

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

Voluntary assisted dying by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

Assfishing 

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.

Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.

Assfishing by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019

Cone-Assisted Banter 

More commonly referred to as C.A.B.

To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.

Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters

"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"

M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"

Cone-Assisted Banter by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009

Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.

"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"

Ice-Assisted Banter by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009

boob assisted 

To have unfairly achieved something purely through the possession of large breasts despite lack of relevant knowledge or skills.

Jenny got given the last bagel just by sticking her breasts out, stupid boob assisted hussy.

With her double D breasts, Clarissa was a shoe in for the job. Boob assistance does it again!

boob assisted by pry January 26, 2005