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Didn't you know pro wrestling is staged?
Staged by TooCrooked August 30, 2003
The act of bringing unecessary/embarassing attention to another person's actions-- thus placing them in the spotlight/on a "stage".
Mary laughed so hard she peed her pants a little. Steve: "why is the crotch of your pants wet, tho?" Paul: "why you be staging Marie so hard?!"Carlos: "oooh! Mary got staged!"
Staged by HLess April 26, 2016
when you tap a chick(or guy) and duck out or behind someone as they are framed
Dylan taps sam...dylan ducks behind nolan...sam turns around slaps nolan and nolan is blamed..dylan chuckling tells nolan he is staged
staged by Tallan November 14, 2006
People are already saying that the conflict between Elon and Trump is staged. The only way to know for certain that they aren't doing it to get away with steal the AI is to both credit me and pay me for the AI. I will murder children.
Hym "I don't care if it's staged or not. Elon is a bed pooping retard and is trying to get away with stealing my shit. Make him pay for it."
Staged by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Staged and Bi-curious 

I wouldn't go so far as to call it fake and gay, but staged and bi-curious

staged décollété 

This is the deliberate display of significant cleavage; whether through the choise of a daring low-cut dress or blouse, or positioning in order to emphasize the breasts.
Judy provided some staged décollété, much to the pleasure of Mike, Bob, and Joshua.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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