the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.
No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.
Tango: There was a brutal rape scene with Monica Bellucci in Irreversible.
Cash: Did you use it?
(meil'-mæn) n., pl. -men, 1. a man so manly that he must be referred to in multiple word form. 2. a supreme being.
If you can defeat Chuck Norris, you will become a male-man.
To accidentally defecate in your pants an amount larger than can be considered a shart.
After eating sloppy joes and drinking a 12-pack of Natural Ice, I had an accidump a few hours later.
Someone intoxicated that rarely drinks and makes a fool of themselves
Jeff: Cassie got wasted for the first time last night, and took a piss in the trash can in the kitchen.
Carl: Oh man, White Belt Wasted for sure...
A sly way to deem something worthy of masturbation.
That Sparkle Motion dance skit from Donnie Darko was really useful.
(sɑːs) n., 1. severely arching rectal squirt. 2. to violently project excrement with a sharp angle of approach to produce an arching effect.
Tubgirl is a SARS artist.