assex 

someone who thinks they're straight...but isn't. they try to fool you into thinking they because they aren't ready to come out of the closet.

him: would you like a box of flowers?
her: woahhh ur an assex...no homo

woahhh assex kid, stop throwing ice.

assex by Bob Bobihd February 16, 2009

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.

Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

‘Celebratory’ Assembly by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012

Assel 

The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition

Assel Is the most amazing person in the world

Assel by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018

Assel 

A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.

Assel is a sexy lady!

Assel by Umpencio November 28, 2017

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Asexual 

The big No horny

"baby you tryna let me hit it tonight~"

"Sure I'll hit you..with fucking baseball bat I'm asexual asshole you know that!"

Asexual by Babyboisimp69 May 26, 2021

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

Quarter assed by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012