Assel 

The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition

Assel Is the most amazing person in the world

Assel by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018

Assel 

A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.

Assel is a sexy lady!

Assel by Umpencio November 28, 2017

assel 

Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.

Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?

assel by Limblessless June 16, 2007

Assel 

The coolest girl to ever walk this planet. Her amazing style, her marvelous personality and let's not forget her incredible football skills. She is so loved in this world by everyone around her, she's the type of person who just brightens up everybody's day without even knowing it. She's the best friend / girlfriend anyone could ever ask for, by being there for you when you need her. Assel is also a magician, superhero, an artist and let's not forget she's a genius with the biggest brains ever. I love you baby!

T: Tell me about that girl Assel, she seems so cool!
M: She is the coolest person alive, I'm obsessed with her!

Assel by otters&cows4life April 12, 2022

Assel 

An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.

Did you see that? They were spinning their assels so fast I thought they were going to take off.

Assel by M. Finnishescki April 18, 2014

Assel 

A word intended to mean "Asshole", but often used when said by a drunk, an idiot, or a Mark Wahlberg

"That guy is such an assel"

Assel by Sméagol December 30, 2014

assel around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assel around.

assel around by Richard Carlton Myers (posthumously), submitted by son: James Lee Myers January 25, 2008