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assetizer by Upper_Decker_ December 31, 2011
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Amsterdam Appetizer
The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
Amsterdam Appetizer by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009
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Appetizer Beer
Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?
Kevin: No.
Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.
Kevin: No.
Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.
Appetizer Beer by Keep The Glass San Diego February 2, 2019
arsetigers
arsetigers by lo, the greebo warrior November 4, 2003
Assetize
Assetize by Stretch915 August 5, 2009
Redbank Appetizer Plate
This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.
I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.
Redbank Appetizer Plate by sneaky schlonge March 4, 2010
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