assetizer 

An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity.

Hitler enjoys an assetizer with every meal.

assetizer by Upper_Decker_ December 31, 2011

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

Amsterdam Appetizer by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009

Appetizer 

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.

Appetizer by Kanda March 27, 2007

Appetizer Beer

Beers under 10% ABV that you order as a starter beer before the real entrée beer.

Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?

Kevin: No.

Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.

Appetizer Beer by Keep The Glass San Diego February 2, 2019

arsetigers 

a spontanious statement of surprise, delight, anger, or anything you want it to mean.

*after stubbing toe* Arsetigers! that fucking hurt

arsetigers by lo, the greebo warrior November 4, 2003

Assetize 

To convert something into, or treat as as asset.

He assetized his social account

Assetize by Stretch915 August 5, 2009

Redbank Appetizer Plate 

This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.

I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.

Redbank Appetizer Plate by sneaky schlonge March 4, 2010