assetizer

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An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity.

Hitler enjoys an assetizer with every meal.

assetizer by Upper_Decker_ December 31, 2011

Words you can keep

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

Amsterdam Appetizer by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009

Related Words

assetizer • Assetize • Appetizer • Appetizer Beer • Appetizer Scrooge • Appetizer Sympathizer • arsetigers • Asseninerery • Asseter • Assetite

Appetizer

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.

Appetizer by Kanda March 27, 2007

Appetizer Beer

Beers under 10% ABV that you order as a starter beer before the real entrée beer.

Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?

Kevin: No.

Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.

Appetizer Beer by Keep The Glass San Diego February 2, 2019

arsetigers

a spontanious statement of surprise, delight, anger, or anything you want it to mean.

*after stubbing toe* Arsetigers! that fucking hurt

arsetigers by lo, the greebo warrior November 4, 2003

Assetize

To convert something into, or treat as as asset.

He assetized his social account

Assetize by Stretch915 August 5, 2009

Redbank Appetizer Plate

This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.

I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.

Redbank Appetizer Plate by sneaky schlonge March 4, 2010

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026