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Assetize 

To convert something into, or treat as as asset.
He assetized his social account
Assetize by Stretch915 August 5, 2009
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Assette is a person who hates being referred to as ass-ette, a person who is awesomely weird and is one of a kind, is quite short and funny.... She is also a massive weeaboo
Guy 1: wow that chick is such an assette.

Guy 2: woah dude that's mean, she's more of a goddess
Assette by Pags1243 August 20, 2016

assetizer 

An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity.
Hitler enjoys an assetizer with every meal.
assetizer by Upper_Decker_ December 31, 2011
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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