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assanine 

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.
That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine
assanine by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008
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A word used to describe anything that is stupid, inappropriate, lacking, or just not necessary. Also can describe someone who is full of themselves.
1. The sluggish way I was running today was assnine...

2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.
assnine by newguyontheblock October 9, 2008

Assinine 

How an idiot spells "asinine".
Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.
Assinine by Nsifhsuifh November 17, 2009
1. Extremely or utterly foolish.
2. Of, relating to, or resembling an ass.

Variant of "asinine" (nonstandard). According to MilitantOldLady, "get a dictionary you idiot, both forms are right."
"you = asenine."
asenine by into June 23, 2010

asseline 

Vaseline derived from a homos ass
john loves to lather his abs up with asseline
asseline by hung wang chung April 4, 2017

Assinine 

"This biology homework is so assinine."
Assinine by yeah, whatever November 15, 2003
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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