asscork 

Idiot or moron: a slightly superior tone is implied.

That asscork 'poljana' needs to get a life!

asscork by GeekNDS March 13, 2008

asscock 

From the movie "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" Means Donkey Penis.

I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent.

asscock by Darcy January 14, 2005

asscorn 

the popcorn that falls under your ass when you are in a theatre.

Dude, stop eating that nasty asscorn!

asscorn by cheesemaster February 19, 2005

asscockery 

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

asscockery by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

asscock 

The reproductive organ of a male donkey.

The wildlife marshal arrested the man for chugging asscock.

asscock by Will Lenholly October 14, 2002

asscock 

An insult or exclamatory remark.

You are such an asscock.
Fucking asscock!!

asscock by crashdown December 16, 2003

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

Asscookies by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007