asscork

Idiot or moron: a slightly superior tone is implied.

That asscork 'poljana' needs to get a life!

by GeekNDS March 13, 2008

asscock

From the movie "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" Means Donkey Penis.

I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent.

by Darcy January 14, 2005

asscorn

the popcorn that falls under your ass when you are in a theatre.

Dude, stop eating that nasty asscorn!

by cheesemaster February 19, 2005

asscockery

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

asscock

The reproductive organ of a male donkey.

The wildlife marshal arrested the man for chugging asscock.

by Will Lenholly October 14, 2002

asscock

An insult or exclamatory remark.

You are such an asscock.
Fucking asscock!!

by crashdown December 16, 2003

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007