assfork

It's a butt plug but it's a fork and you shove it up your asshole. Normally there’s bleeding but it's a way to get your shit out basically.

“Sandra, I can’t seem to get shit out of my ass.”
“Just use the assfork, David. It’ll do the trick.”

by Manamejefff May 22, 2018

asscork

Idiot or moron: a slightly superior tone is implied.

That asscork 'poljana' needs to get a life!

by GeekNDS March 13, 2008

Assworked

When you go down on a girl and just before she comes, slide a lubed finger in her ass to jolt her over the edge.

Woman: "I was never into butt stuff until my man assworked me last night!"

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

assfore

Will get you asking, "What is an ass for."

Guy-1 "Dude, Whats an assfore?"
Guy-2 "Shitting silly."

by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008

assforest

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007

Assfort

The making of an fort in an ass.

Yo dawg that emo kid that be playa hating is an Assfort.

Yo yo yo Assfort

Die die die my Assfort

by Indgo Moss June 3, 2005

ass fork

A new form of cutlery used to “eat ass”

I need new ass forks mine is covered in shit!

by JTheAssForkMaster October 8, 2019