Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

Asscookies by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

Old Ass Cookies

When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.

Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.

1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality.
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies

Old Ass Cookies by Moonchild7 February 1, 2018

assboobies 

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

assboobies by Vermal May 9, 2008

asswookie 

Person with a hairy backside

I was making out with my new boyfriends when I found out he was an Asswookie.

asswookie by Barbara September 8, 2003

Asscookie 

An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)

1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.

"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"

Asscookie by Katy H. M. October 17, 2008

Ass cookies 

An adjective used to describe cookies that taste like ass 🍑

Those are some ass cookies
These cookies taste like ass

Ass cookies by Hairyfannyellen June 13, 2019

asswookie 

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

asswookie by Alan August 21, 2004