Asscort

An escort, from the west coast (Arizona, Nevada, California ect.) and/or an escort that has minimum of 1 of the following characteristics
- will not show up to an agreed time/ location and go ghost
- shows up on time, agrees to duration and rate, however after receiving the amount, says that she works on tips and leaves after a max of 5% agreed time(typically disappearing at an event after an excuse like going to the bathroom.)

-will be high to the point of unconsciousness following heavy amnesia (after making a deposit and meeting up, hourly rate at or above 1700)
- very unprofessional

person A: im going to Arizona to party

person B: beware that the escorts are actually asscorts

person A: Fuck that shit, asscorts are the last thing i ever want to deal with
person B: Exactly, that's why i only pay escorts

by Dop3matt3r_ March 21, 2023

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

by scykon December 29, 2003

assport

The act of transporting an object by the means of your rectum.

The Mexican on my flight tried to assport coke on to the flight, of course he got caught.

by VTPinky December 2, 2010

box of assorted creams

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.

Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

assport

A promiscuous gay man.

That dude is an assport. A lot of guys go in and out.

by k.is.behind.you. August 29, 2010

asscorn

the popcorn that falls under your ass when you are in a theatre.

Dude, stop eating that nasty asscorn!

by cheesemaster February 19, 2005

Assbortion

When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.

Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.

by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014