6 definitions by Josh Pimpington

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap

The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped

Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"

by Josh Pimpington November 16, 2007

McFragglin

A name given to people who commit serious pumpkin violations.

"Way to go, McFragglin, you left the pumpkin outside and it got all nasty.

by Josh Pimpington November 17, 2007

69 Feeling Fine

The feeling that you get when shit leaves your asshole.

"wow, i am goddamn 69 Feeling Fine"

by Josh Pimpington November 17, 2007

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

by Josh Pimpington November 17, 2007

leg jiggle

When a person leg shakes while having sex. Often kicks parter/partners on accident.

Marcia: Hey Suzie whats whith that bruse on your leg.

Suzie: Tom had a leg jiggle last night. He kicked me in the shin.

by Josh Pimpington November 17, 2007

retardo

A person that is Mexican and also Retarded.

"That man at tacobell forgot the cheese. What a retardo."

by Josh Pimpington November 16, 2007