asscob

A dumbass person who’s friends are assholes

That kids new name is asscob because we’re assholes.

by Dave Martinez December 27, 2017

Assgobblin

Munching your boyfriend's hairy asshole for so long you develop lockjaw.

Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."

Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

Asscomplice

An Asscomplice is an individual who in a three way is the accomplice doing the ass.

I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

asscohol

This is the smell that lingers in the air after you wake up from a long night of partying. It is a combination of smelling like straight ass and alcohol.

Damn dude! You smell like asscohol!

by Amid Jihad August 2, 2007

Assjob

Similar to a handjob, except the difference is that the person is jacking you off with their ass crack.

i got an assjob from that one chick at the carnival.

by buhdur July 27, 2004

Assjob

Essentially when a girl rubs her ass on a guys penis till he ejaculates. There is no penetration.

Bonquisha rubbed up on Jamal’s dick till he came all over. It was an assjob

by 69thTeletubbie July 29, 2019

Assmobile

An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.

A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.

A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.

Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think.

Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree?

Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement!

by XpideR G August 5, 2009